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lossofblood:

as an actor in a haunted house i can certify that the conga line is the preferred way of escape 

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

Source: adryhandjob
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tom-sits-like-a-whore:

reasons to date me

  • no pressure to wear pants in my presence
  • or any clothes at all really
  • but it’s up to you
  • u can be big spoon or little spoon
  • totally your choice
  • i’m always ready to make out
  • aLwaYs
  • also u don’t even have to buy me things just maybe an ice cream cone every once in a while that’s it 
  • i’ll let you lick it though
  • i mean the ice cream cone
  • well not just the ice cream cone

(via pizza)

Source: tom-sits-like-a-whore
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truthed:

so many concerts, not enough money

(via pizza)

Source: truthed.tk
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eatyourpie:

Rev Kate Bottley reacting to the first gay couple to marry legally in the UK 

wham bam thankyou ma’am.

(via chickenuqqet)

Source: blaineanderzon
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jrugs:

waking up everyday seems a little excessive

(via englishmajorhumor)

Source: jrugs
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edsock:

lamebert:

why dont they have viagra for self esteem

have you tried vodka

(via itsthehalvesthathalveyouinhalf)

Source: lamebert
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azusas:

u think ur a flower, but really ur the whole meadow 

(via lillyans)

Source: azusas
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coolscar:

i havent eaten an apple in days. the doctors are closing in. my barricade wont last much longer. theyre coming. tell my family i love them

(via memorycloset)

Source: coolscar
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shingeki-no-kou:

I wish boobs did the bra thing without having to wear the bra

(via doubt-not-fear-not)

Source: baoziikari
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calumpayne:

bitch be grateful

(via asiuns)

Source: acidicfuck